I guess Im lonely, whatever that means,
But when I see you in your pre-embroidered jeans,
I get this feeling, like, probly in my heart,
That most of the time, we should never be apart.
Youre kinda pretty. I guess for now youll do.
I mean, youre beautiful, nobody comes close to you
And all that rubbish girls like to be told.
You gotta know this stuff when you are seventeen years old.
I guess Im saying lets turn a new leaf.
Ill wear my A&F hat askewly,
And we can go, where to? I dont know,
But baby, I guess that I love you truly, and
I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.
I want to be your mainstream man.
I wanna be your typical toy, and
Break up in time for college plans, and
I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.
(I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.)
I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.
(I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.)
Well, I can skateboard, and I play the guitar.
Ill take you out and about in my parents car.
Well catch a movie, get some McDonalds,
Go to a party, let somebody else clean up the bottles.
Im getting desperate. I know how love hurts.
I would give up my sneakers and my polo shirts
To be your sweetheart. I am sorta nice.
You could do better, but Ill probably suffice.
Ill serenade you, like all the others,
With overplayed Dave Matthews Band covers.
Is it the love, or the lack thereof
That tells us we might as well become lovers?
I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.
I want to be your bargain beau.
Youre like my soulmate, lets hold hands
So everyone at the mall can know, woahohoh.
(Mediocre mediocre mediocre mediocre)
(Mediocre mediocre mediocre mediocre)
(Mediocre mediocre mediocre mediocre)
(Mediocre mediocre mediocre mediocre)
(Mediocre!)
I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.
I want to be your mainstream man.
I wanna be your typical toy, and
Break up in time for college plans, and
I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.
(I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.)
I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.
(I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.)