This is really everything NYC in less than 6 minutes...
So I was headed downtown...
Then Barbara Gordon threw up a Bat Signal...
So I pulled a Manning and Audibled uptown...
As I got off the subway, this is a #dayinmylife
Real Talk Really Everything New YAWK...
Hawk, who goes there??? 🦉🦉🦉
Surely got a big ole butt...
Felicia got a big ole butt...
Tina got a big ole butt...
Even the Dawrves, Elves and Halflings got big ole butts! 👀🤯
You can't make it up.
Just another day around the way...
I literally just walked into a inside concert, outside...
So I had to hang out 10 toes down with the sounds...
Bass player has a top 10 single out now too?
Yeah, you already know what it do!!!
I'm proud of myself for not hitting on none of the big ole butts...
Even the little one was kind of a big ole butt ⏸️
This is NYC like you've never seen it before.
Authentic
Real
RAW
I'm ASMR.
A Ski Masked Realtor.
If you think this city is your ally...
I was born in it...
MOLDED by it...
Without even trying, I stay flying 🪽
Tap in, tune in, subscribe and like for more of a day in my life.
Let's go take flight!
This is Real Estate like you never knew you needed...
Creeping up side streets, back blocks, avenues and Boulevards, ten toes down I STOMP the yard!
This city needs me...
So do you...
If you're moving here due to corporate relocation...
You have family in that situation...
Kids on the way to a university...
You need to work with me...
Since 2005 I have been focused on helping people find the perfect place to call home and become a part of this beautiful community.
So tap in with the Dark Knight of Gotham...
The Masked Avenger...
The realest ever, no pretender...
I AM ASMR.
It's even funnier when you realize how I am poking fun at the notion that all realtors are out to rip you off...
I'm just trying to be your getaway driver fam 😜
If you didn't before, now you know who I am...
A #NoBSAgent
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