Funny Christmas Song: Skunkles the Christmas Skunk
A new funny song for Christmas by Bryant Oden
LYRICS:
Skunkles the Christmas Skunk
V1
He’s Santa’s furry friend
He saved Santa from a sad end
If you don’t know yet just how they met
Then it’s a good time to begin
If you’ve heard the story listen once again
V2
They met a long time ago -When Santa’s
When Santa’s sleigh got stuck in the snow
The reindeer couldn’t lift it and they couldn’t even shift it
It was getting late and Santa had to go
To spread the Christmas glow
V3
Then he saw Skunkles by a tree
A little skunk as cute as could be
He said hey there furry friend with the not so fragrant end
I think you might be the key
That can help my sleigh break free
CHORUS 1:
Skunkles the Christmas Skunk
Skunkles the Christmas Skunk
He rides on the sleigh and tries not to spray
Without him Santa would’ve been sunk
He’s Skunkles the Christmas Skunk
V4
Skunkles said what can I do?
It would be an honor to help you
Santa said well I think your smell
Might give the deer something new
To break free from the heavy snow glue
V5
Skunkles said I’ll do my best
Though it will be a difficult test
He walked to the sled, so bright and red –And-
And-said Santa may I suggest
That you hold your breath and give your nose a rest
CHORUS 2:
Skunkles the Christmas Skunk
Skunkles the Christmas Skunk
He’s Santa’s co pilot though he never gets to fly it
Without him Santa would’ve been sunk
He’s Skunkles the Christmas Skunk
V6
Santa gave the a-okay
So he sprayed a big spray by the sleigh
The reindeer found the power to escape the sour flower
Now they could get on their way
Santa said how can I repay?
V7
Skunkles looked a little bit sad He- said
He said this was the best night I ever had
I’m kind of all alone and don’t really have a home
But tonight I helped Santa, not bad
Santa said come with us little lad
CHORUS 3:
Skunkles the Christmas Skunk
Skunkles the Christmas Skunk
Now he has a home and he never feels alone
Without him Santa would’ve been sunk
He’s Skunkles the Christmas Skunk
CHORUS 4:
Skunkles the Christmas Skunk
Skunkles the Christmas Skunk
He wears a Santa hat just picture that
Without him Santa would’ve been sunk
He’s Skunkles the Christmas Skunk